This EOC requires us to come up with fantastically bad products. My hypothetical new product that follows along those guidelines is a set of feet warmers for driving. Hear me out, these feet warmers will be strapped to the floor, ideal for those long drives when the cruise control is on and having your shoes on is just too uncomfortable. The feet warmers will be attached to the floor with Velcro so if there is a need to quickly get your foot up to the brake pedal you can bust out with minimal effort.